Hmm....what a good question. If I could take one pet home from the zoo, it would be a Rhino. I would name him Carlos after my Spanish name. First, I would take him on a walk through the town of New York City. Then, I would buy him some clothes. Then, I would have to find him a place to stay over night, but that would probably be my basement. When we are settling down for the night I would feed it six pounds of meat and 10 gallons of water.
The next day, I would make Carlos a pen out side my house. The pen would have a mud hole that is six feet deep. It would also have an indoor facility with air conditioner and trees. Next, I would set up a petting station so that anybody that wants to pet him can. Finally, I would take him to the city pool and get lots of bling bling for him to wear. Someday he will wake up in your house and will leave a big pile of caca in your living room and trust me he will find a way to do it.
i dont want poop inmy house and thats alot of food for a rhino
ReplyDeleteWow a six feet deep mud hole gosh. Have fun digging.
ReplyDeletehaha if that ever happens tell me so i can get a ride
ReplyDelete6 pounds of food wouldn't even start to feed Carlos. unfortunalty
ReplyDeleteHave fun having your basement ruined. Hope your parents don't find out. Just Kidding! :-)
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the name Carlos! :) It's a cute name :)
ReplyDeleteyou do no ihnos take terds
ReplyDelete"Rhi-don't-no" if that's a good idea, but "rhi-do-no" that it could be messy!
ReplyDeleteCarlos is a cute name(:
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